Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Yawn. it's wednesday today. Gave school a miss and ended up doing nothing at home. Audition for awhile then decided to check out what movie is available. And before I check, I online my msn and check out my mails. And guess what, I came across this funny jokes about chewing gums.
This is how it goes...
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'Singaporean : 'Of course.'Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.Malaysian : 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'Singaporean : 'Of course.'Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore .' This time, the Singaporean retorted : 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do'Singaporean : 'Do you wear protection'Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.'Singaporean : 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'Malaysian : 'Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.'Singaporean : 'We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in SingaporeDamn funny can? lols. I was like laughing all the way ALONE at home, so crazily.
hahas. anyway, tomorrow's a holiday for everyone. Guess I dont have to say why. Thinking of going to have a "sumptoms" ( did I spell that correctly? Pardon if I did ) lunch-cum-dinner. Or maybe a movie to kill the time?
hmmm...
Im Fading away~ Slowly~
2:29 PM
